I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize