What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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