I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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