he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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