And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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