it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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