I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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