YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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