I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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