Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
