Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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