Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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