Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
