She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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