i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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