piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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