we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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