Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
They took my balls.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
