No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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