Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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