Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Randomize
