member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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