why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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