What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
This show inspires me to have sex in space
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
