Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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