I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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