So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
