what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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