She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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