Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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