Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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