it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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