it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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