This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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