Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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