I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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