Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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