So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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