Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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