ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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