I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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