scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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