you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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