Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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