you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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