You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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