brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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