WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
