One girl and one boy is just not enough.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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