Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I will be naked everywhere
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
