I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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