If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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